Because I've been sick I haven't had coffee in like 3 days and also my phone has been busted for a week so if anyone wants to pay me a huge amount of money to write a thinkpiece I'm down

Because I've been sick I haven't had coffee in like 3 days and also my phone has been busted for a week so if anyone wants to pay me a huge amount of money to write a thinkpiece I'm down
BG3 Character: I will journey with you
Me: Cool
BG3 Character: but I must warn you, I have a Condition
Me: ah
what moron called it "planning a fantasy adventure heist" and not "the riddle of steal"
every damn day going to my job